The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating...


...and you finish off as an orgasm...

Where is the moment we needed the most
You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost
They tell me your blue skies fade to grey
They tell me your passion's gone away
And I don't need no carryin' on

You stand in the line just to hit a new low
You're faking a smile with the coffee to go
You tell me your life's been way off line
You're falling to pieces everytime
And I don't need no carryin' on

Cause you had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
The camera don't lie
You're coming back down and you really don't mind
You had a bad day
You had a bad day

Well you need a blue sky holiday
The point is they laugh at what you say
And I don't need no carryin' on

Sometimes the system goes on the blink
And the whole thing turns out wrong
You might not make it back and you know
That you could be well oh that strong
And I'm not wrong

So where is the passion when you need it the most
Oh you and I
You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost

Cause you had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
You've seen what you like
And how does it feel for one more time
You had a bad day
You had a bad day

So here's a Christmas story about jealousy..

I have a little story about a not-so-famous reindeer, he is Rudolph's younger cousin and they were born on that same year..His name is little Olops and he was jealous of his peer, it was always Rudolph red-nose and Olops, the other deer..Now Olops hated Rudolph, 'cause he hated Rudolph's fame and he started treating Rudolph like a low-down dirty shame..Olops, the other reindeer,used to laugh and call him names and he never let poor Rudolph join in any reindeer games..and so Rudolph said to Olops, "why're you treating me this way?" Olops smiled and answered Rudolph,"'cause i think you're freakin' gay! and i hate your shiny nose, and come the eve of christmas day, i'll make sure that you won't be there to pull on Santa's sleigh!"
But Olops did not know that Santa heard all that he said..and this made Santa angry, and he bonked on Olops' head..then Santa pulled on Olops' neck, which filled Olops with dread..Rudolph waved goodbye, then gave a smile, and then he said "you're dead!"
No one's ever heard of, or has seen Olops again..But they say Olops' head hangs in a wall in Santa's den..The moral of the story is: always be a friend..You would not want to end up like Olops in the end..
"Olops the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names, he never let poor Rudolph join in any reindeer games.."